RALEIGH, NC — In a shocking announcement from the International Bureau of Overreactions, Raleigh’s Glenwood South entertainment district has been declared “the most dangerous neighborhood in the world,” surpassing war-torn regions, shark-infested waters, and that one Waffle House off I-40. The decision came after a record-breaking week of “urban unrest,” which included three spilled craft […]

RALEIGH, NC – In a move that has sent tremors (and significant shadows) throughout the Glenwood-Brooklyn neighborhood, billionaire industrialist C. Montgomery Burns today unveiled plans for his latest architectural marvel: “West at Peace.” This colossal high-rise, which Mr. Burns assures us will offer “unparalleled views of, well, other parts of West at Peace,” is set